Wednesday, July 30, 2008

How's your week?

One of the dogs shit in the front seat of my car and then jumped on it squishing it in.

Next day: L threw up in the backseat of my car, all over her carseat on the way home from the ER at 1 am.

Tell me, how is your week?

Friday, July 18, 2008

The phone rings, here is how the conversation goes:

Guy on the phone: Is this Beth Ann?
Me: Yes
Guy on the phone: This is Mark with something something Iowa Sheriff's department
Me: Okay (thinking in my head, I haven't done anything, that I know of)
Mark (guy on the phone): I am calling about id cards for children
Me: Okay
Mark: Wouldn't you agree that just 1 child missing is too many?
Me: Yes, that is why I talked with my therapist about it and am going to stop taking random kids.
Mark: silence
Me: just joking. But seriously I don't donate money over the phone.